February 2012
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Things I heard myself say today:
Me: Trust me, I understand; I'm the only one who has to be with me all the time.
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Halftime Show Commentary Preview!
“Boy I think it is funny to make fun if Madonna’s age! Vagina reference. #hashtagjoke”
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January 2012
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New Fiona Apple Music Imminent →
“Coming in the next few weeks,” says Epic Records chair L.A. Reid !!!
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jasonbaldwin: Remember when you watch Indiana governor Mitch Daniels give the Republican response to the State Of The Union tonight, that’s the motherfucker who literally and intentionally threw dirt on me on September 20, 2005. Wait, what?!
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Yip Deceiver - ‘Get Strict’
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Hi.: The art of getting really dumped →
alisonagosti: So, a good while back, I got really, really dumped. In part because I didn’t see it coming, but mostly because he did it by stopping by my apartment with an iced coffee and saying “I think I need to wrap this up.” The tough thing about writing about this is that I’m going to make the guy look… Completely true, even though I’ve been the cold break-upper a couple...
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Andrew Sullivan: How Obama's Long Game Will... →
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On this "friendzone" shit.
golden-notebook: I know it’s been said a million times, but if you’re giving all your ~* friendship *~ to women in expectation of some tail, maybe you should make it clear, with more than puppy dog looks and some Ben & Jerry’s, that you’re down to fuck. Because women aren’t fucking mind readers. If a guy never in our entire friendship expresses a desire to see my bathing suit areas, then I...
Jan 14th
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How come no one likes Jon Huntsman?
golden-notebook: I think he’d be a great rival to Obama in the general election. I don’t get it. Why don’t Republicans like him? Are they priming him for 2016? Is 2012 already a lost race? Huntsman is like a more moderate Romney, but with less flip flopping. While a general election voter might like that (campaigning down the center worked for Obama), the GOP Primary season is a right wing...
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Angry angry angry.
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Mitt Romney has proven that with a little luck,...
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Jan 4th
“I’m so glad he changed SOYA to Bullseye. Every time I would listen to SOYA he...”
– Boing-Boing commenter “Sinchy” (via jessethorn) I guess I just thought that everyone knew it was a tongue-in-cheek title. Also, people are the worst.
Jan 3rd
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